Lifestyle guru's have all the answers...
'Ooh ma'am you mustn't eat so much, you're too fat!' said the thoughtful and sensitive Filipina behind the counter in ' Splash' after I had revealed that I was three months pregnant. 'You are so big!' Quite. I knew this anyway, a glance in the mirror would've confirmed this assertion, but this comment left me in no doubt. This was further confirmed by the disasterous purchase of a 'pregnancy belt'. For those who aren't in the know, these belts fit over your normal trousers, which can then be left unzipped, post-prandial style, and perfectly concealed beneath the belt. The result should be a tailor-made type appearance as the trouser fit perfectly, all lumps and bumps hidden. Unfortunately for me I never got to wear the belt as trying to get my favourite trousers up past my knees turned out to be more challenging than anticipated. I’m only three months pregnant but within the space of 2 days I went from looking as if I'...